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Post by Pilot on Jul 21, 2006 23:14:07 GMT
Unfortunately a drunk guy hit you and broke your nice nose
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Post by °³ PetzLover ³° on Jul 21, 2006 23:27:37 GMT
Fortunelty, he paid for the surgery.
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Post by Tizzie on Jul 21, 2006 23:47:23 GMT
Unfortunately the surgery went wrong and your nose was worse then before
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Post by °³ PetzLover ³° on Jul 21, 2006 23:58:47 GMT
Fortunately Micheal Jackson was there to help.
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Post by INDIGO on Jul 22, 2006 0:26:31 GMT
Unfortunatly, you passed out at the site of whacko jacko and hit your head on a sharp object.
(no offence to any of his fans)
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Post by °³ PetzLover ³° on Jul 22, 2006 1:43:16 GMT
Fortunatly, the sharp object was made of rubber.
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Post by sadie on Jul 22, 2006 2:24:48 GMT
Unfortunately, that rubber was actually a pile of used condoms.
=x I think like a guy, don't I?
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Post by xiobre on Jul 22, 2006 2:38:25 GMT
Fortunately someone somewhere had a really good time.
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Post by °³ PetzLover ³° on Jul 22, 2006 2:48:26 GMT
Unfortunetly that good time was spoiled by his grandmother?
Ehe, I donno.
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Post by sadie on Jul 22, 2006 2:53:32 GMT
Fortunately the grandma was not angry at all, and infact, JOINED RIGHT IN.
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Post by °³ PetzLover ³° on Jul 22, 2006 3:28:54 GMT
Unfortunately she slipped on a pickle and died.
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Post by sadie on Jul 22, 2006 19:08:38 GMT
Fortunately you got all her money, house, and cats because you were in her will!
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Post by Dev on Jul 22, 2006 19:17:25 GMT
Unfortunately she owed the government all the money, and her house was a box, and all the cats died
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Post by INDIGO on Jul 22, 2006 20:21:03 GMT
Fortuanatly, the cats ghosts came back and coughed up millions of dollars, and built you a new house.
With surrond sound.
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Post by wolfkennels on Jul 22, 2006 20:24:50 GMT
Unfortunately a butter fly landed on it and it crumbled like twiggs
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